How can i last longer in bed? Would it work if i put something in the end like a piece of blue tac?

September 5th, 2008 by admin


I hope you are kidding!

Posted in How To Last Longer In Bed

17 Responses

  1. shoeey2001

    I hope you are kidding!
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  2. tomo

    crack one off before you go to bed
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  3. Ben

    best laugh I had all day
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  4. Cassius

    Rofl well if youre serious though you can eithier try to learn to relax the muscels involved or do the opposite and train your PC muscels. Your gf can do similiar exercises although that could null the effect you gained from yours ;)
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  5. Barkindawg

    are you being serious! if you put blue tack in the end you might lose it and need it surgucally removed and it may cause infection on the inside of your man hood.

    I would try to divert the mind while having sex i know this sounds bad but while the mind is thinking about what your doing it would make you shoot quicker.
    Take more time im foreplay. women love foreplay and if you get it right you may never need to last longer as the work is pre done.
    The average time for a person is 3 mins less than this is called premature most people think they dont last long but really they last around the average time if not longer.
    The sex you see on porn is staged normally and done in sets but cliped together to make the movie. don't think you will be like a porn star because 9 times out of 10 they are the same as you.
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  6. liz

    in the end of what ? the bed
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  7. SARAH P

    Oh my god are you that desperate to last longer you`d stick blue tac there? Why not try a pin?! I always find blue tac just falls down! LOL!!!

    Try thinking of something else or you could always tell your girlfriend (if she`s permanent) the prob and see if you can work it out together!!!

    Have fun trying!
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  8. gabriella2b

    Call a plumber to fix the bed! And tell him not to use blue tac in the end of it because it is not that strong and will not keep the bed in place. Nails and silicon are best. On such a well made bed, you can last as long as you wish!!!!

    PS I am blonde!
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  9. Englishcad

    No think about some thing else. Kelly Osborne, Ozzy and jack.Your old games master.The old lady who sat next to you on the bus, the one that smelt of wee.Anyone in government,Noel Edmund's,Gary Glitter hanging by his neck,from a lamp post.Graham Norton,Jade Goddie ,Chris Mioules, Paul Danials(but not deddie) and Bill Oddie…………………….. If none of this helps,you are one sick puppy……….Their is the old trick of screwing in a 4 inch wood screw,but only as a last resort…..
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    Taken from the best selling book.What does it matter as long as you have a good time.By E Cad..

  10. Bob Loblaw

    I just keep hitting the snooze alarm. I could stay in bed all day if I wanted to.
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  11. Jumpin Jack Flash

    Ease up and take your time. Get used to playing with your partner. This stops seeing and touching her bod coming as a sudden surprise to your dick and so will stop him doing what comes naturally to him "coming off". Remember he has no interest in love and lenght only in baby making and has to be trained away from his natural instinct. Sometimes diverting your mind to less pleasant things will get you past that "come" point and you will find you can then last much longer, ie think of a debt you owe or something shitty you have but don't want to do. Most important your dick is not alone he has eleven little helpers above and two below him. Vital if he does squirt early, don't stop, use all the helpers. A woman will forgive you for coming too soon. She will never forgive you sitting back with a "well I'm done that was grand" attitude while her floodgates are still working overtime. Don't end the game till she blows the fulltime whistle.
    I don't think you're being serious about the blue tack but just in case, this is silly as the juice comes out at pressure and will blast it out of the way. It is also very dangerous due to the risk of infection or injury to your partner.
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    I used to be 16

  12. xlauraxmariex

    You're joking right? Don't put blue tac down there!
    To last longer, try to keep calm. Enjoy the feeling but think of something else at the same time.
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  13. ticktockgal

    i have heard that if u go to the bathroom and jack urself off…then go to bed with ur partner with some foreplay u will b able to last longer…bonus -u get off twice!
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  14. smially

    Super glue work wonders. Close it right up.
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  15. dog owner

    Practice at home first
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  16. ♥♥Tia♥♥

    try to relax do lots of foreplay first instead of just trying to rush into having sex

    if this doesn't work can always try Viagra
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  17. maraesa1000

    hahahahahaha. im starring this question. HILARIOUS. condoms with a bell end make you last longer. in fact… condoms full stop make you last longer.
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